First things first...Dad, the bar has been set, check this wedding out. Then again, forget OUR throwing the wedding, when are our friends throwing their $60 million dollar bashes? Then again, as one of the morning DJs pointed out, what kind of gift do you take to a wedding like that? A salad shooter just doesn't seem to cut it under those circumstances.

A conversation I had last night with someone made me realize the unprecedented power I have as a bride...seating arrangements. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa. Susy "Borrowed my dress 2 years ago and haven't returned it" meet your table. Bob has a chronic gas problem, but don't worry, he'll tell you all about his geode collection! Dave "Dumped my friend because he couldn't make a commitment", meet my friend Mathilda and her 8 kids. Squeamish Taylor "Forgot to pick me up from the airport" meet my friends the ER doctors and nurses. Ya know, the possibilities are endless. Hey! Maybe happy people ARE nastier!
- posted by cam @ 6:44 AM